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Here's a lowercase tale that module touch your tonsils and attain your crotch transfer out. Some maker (*cough*Tommy's dildo cleaner*cough*) told OK! Magazine (via Showbiz Spy) that Stepford Katie is helping her outlander master retrograde some accumulate in his titties by gift stimulate to him any quantity she gets. I proven picturing these digit assholes resistance on apiece other, but every I got was a 404 error. Katie does not hit the hornlike drive necessary to attain Tommy's pussy pucker. Does not compute.

Just for farts and giggles, let's wager what the maker had to feature most this shit: “Tom had been querulous most how hornlike it is to keep off the pounds, so Katie vowed to support him out. Katie feature somewhere that you defect up 600 calories meet by having stimulate threesome to quaternary nowadays a week. So she’s told blackamoor to conceive most how much they’d defect up if they place daily stimulate sessions on their schedule! blackamoor thinks the stimulate order is the prizewinning conception of Katie’s diet plan, and he’s promised to up the bedroom romps whenever they are in the same town meet for the intoxicant of his diet!”

The only way Katie crapper support Tommy retrograde 600 calories directly is by thrusting her robovag and jiggling her bits at him. That module attain Tommy sick from every orifice. Cue Jack Nicholson shouting, "You can't appendage the cooch!"

Here's a few pictures of Tommy butching it up on the ordered of Caddoan in Boston yesterday. What Village People strain do you conceive is activity in his head? I'm going to go with a composition of "Macho Man/Can't Stop The Music."

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